VIC: Kazna

Kazna

Dolazi Janko kuci i kaze majci:

– Mama dobio sam 1 iz matematike. Sazna za to otac pa odluci da kazni Janka time sto nece dobijati dzeparac sve dok ne dobije 5.

Sledeci dan dolazi Janko iz skole i pohvali se ocu:
– Tata,tata,tata dobio sam 5 iz muzickog! Naljuti se otac i odluci da ponovo kazni Janka.

Na to se pobudi majka i rece:
– Ali zasto ga sad kaznjavas,dobio je 5?

Otac:
– Je li, ima 1 iz metematike a stalo mu je da pjeva!

IZDVOJENO:

Rodjendanski poklon

Razgovaraju dvije komsinice, Mara i Persa. Pa ce Persa:
– “Cujes, Maro, da mi kazes kada ti je rodjendan !”

– “A zasto ?”, upita ova.
– “Pa gledam te svako vece kako radis one stvari sa muzem, a nemas zavjesa da zaklonis prozor pa cu ja da ti kupim.”

– “Dobro. A kada je tebi Perso rodjendan ?”
– “A zasto pitas ?”

– “Pa da ti kupim naocale jer ne vidis dobro”, odgovori Mara.
– “To nije moj muz nego tvoj.”

Muž i žena

Spavaju muž i žena, kad u pola noći žena skače sa kreveta i govori:
– “Ustaj, bježi, odmah izlazi dolazi moj muž”!

Muž što je brže mogao ustade i skoči kroz prozor. Poslije par minuta ulazi u kuću i govori:

– “Zeno šta ti je bilo, šta si ono ti rekla, šta to treba da znači”
a ona ce njemu:

– “Pi*ka ti materina, šta tebi treba da znači ono bjezanje i skakanje kroz prozor”…

Amater

Došao Mujo u radio-stanicu i pitaju ga čime se bavite. Kaže Mujo:
“Ja sam pjesnik”

Amater?
“A mater je kod kuće, domaćica i tako:’)”

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